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[PDF] Download ↠ Fang Girl : by Helen Keeble
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Helen Keeble
A ridiculously funny vampire comedy, Fang Girl brings us a fun read with a surprising lot to offer aside from the humor, we ve got a witty protagonist and a entertaining plot which has a good amount of substance for such a frivolous novel When Jane wakes up and realizes she s in a coffin, has super speeds, and fangs, her mediocre life is no 15 year old Jane is a surprisingly compelling character her charm and wit throughout her ordeal is constantly entertaining, brimming with laugh out loud quo [...]
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Fang Girl is precisely what I hoped it would be a light, hilarious read, the perfect snack to break up the depressing fare I generally read.Vampires have been done to death, in just about every way possible You would think it wouldn t be possible to put a fun, new spin on them any, without totally going insane with the mythology Well, Keeble shows that there s still room for innovation Her vampire mythos is definitely my favorite aspect of the novel They ve got some awesome powers, like being ab [...]
In all my books, movies and TV shows, I d never heard of something becoming undead through being hit by a vampire s car Not even in fanfic.LOLOLOLOLI m really getting into vampire parodies these days and most of them are actually pretty well written and, most importantly, don t take themselves seriously at all Fang Girl is no exception The characters are a delight, the parents of the newly undead main character are actually involved and they kick butt , and the plot is interesting enough for the [...]
You can read all of my reviews at Alluring Reads.Helen Keeble is onto something here, with Fang Girl she has created a hilarious, unique story that put a fresh twist on the old vampire In Keebles world vampires move at the speed of light, could care less about crucifixes and have strong OCD tendencies I laughed out loud way too many times to count and I came to care about a lot of the characters We meet Xanthe Jane Green as she wakes up 6 feet under ground and comes to realise that she is slowly [...]
Personally I think Keeble is amazing when portraying teenage girl s life and she handles fandom so very well The book is funny in a satirical way and slaps all vampire lovers in the face in the best way of course Keeble is fantastic on giving us insights to vampire related things we hardly ever think of, though she does have some inconsistencies from time to time how can vampires blush if they do not have blood circulation etc Her vampires have a wonderfully odd tendency too read the book and fi [...]
Comedy and vampires, its a dream come true I laughed throughout the whole book.
You know a book is going to be funny when the tagline is, You know something is seriously wrong when you wake up in a coffin I was cracking up over that line for a good hour or so The rest of the book is even better I started this book kind of late, thinking to get a head start on it Bad idea I mean, good idea What better time to read a story about the undead than the time they re awake and out for blood Jane is a surprisingly compelling heroine I was expecting a fangirling, silly vampire obsess [...]
There is only one word acronym to describe Fang Girl LOL One needs a fabulous sense of humor to read this one, and if you re a Twilight fan wait no scratch that if you re a YA slash paranormal romance fan, you can t take yourself too seriously or you will seriously hate this book Did I hate it Absolutely not It cracked me the f up.Xanthe Jane Greene Janie loves all things vampires She thinks vampires are sexy, has a Dracula ringtone, and spends her time hanging out at Fang Girls I won t lie I ac [...]
Xanthe Jane Greene had always been big vampire fan, writing fan fiction on Fang Girls and reading all the popular fiction about vampires out there However, she never actually wanted to become one Especially when becoming a vampire is not as fun as all the books she s read Now Jane has to deal with parents who want to become vampires too to accompany her for eternity, an Elder vampire intent on killing her and her sire, a Victorian vampire guy who s trying really hard to romance her, and a ripped [...]
Something around 3.5 stars from me,this is really a new and funny twist on the classic teenager turned into vamp story.I liked Xanthe very much, she s witty brave and I also enjoyed how she leads us through the surprisingly substantial plot.With that I mean that I didn t expect to find here much action or even intelligent twists in the story, but it really was well thought outReally refreshing was also, that we don t have here an natural beauty, shy, lovely girl who taps slowly in her newfound p [...]
Fang Girl is pretty much like utterly awesome crackfic even better, in some ways, as it takes a lot to pull off good crackfic with a setting and characters unfamiliar to the reader.Definitely one of the funniest books I ve read this year It sort of felt like it started to run out of steam towards the end or perhaps it was just that there was actually a plot, too, and that plot necessitated a few serious moments, which didn t mesh with the funny quite perfectly , but overall, it was an extremely [...]
At first this book was interesting but later became boring.I liked its humor and some characters MC s family is insane, best thing about this book but all in all it didn t touch me I ve expected something else.But if you re looking for hilarious and light book, this book would do it for you.6 out of 10 view spoiler BookTubeAThon Challenge Read a book by an author who shares the same first letter of your last name completed hide spoiler
3.75 Woulda been four but some parts were boring In the past month, I ve read three or so vampire spoof novels I need SO MANY MORE They are the best because not only do they satiate my thirst for vampire non melodrama, they also give me a respite from ALL THINGS melodramatic in books.
I really enjoyed this book It was funny and cute great summer reading I hope there will be in the future
How to start reviewing this book Easy By saying it was a great and funny read I laughed for most of the time, especially for the first half Jane or Xanthe if you like better is a huge fan of everything vampire, starting with vampire books and ending with Buffy Which made me like her immediately.She s also witty and brave A real heroine With that funny side that you can t not like This book is simply too hilarious I couldn t refrain myself from laughing The only flaw is that there s not enough ro [...]
You know those story s that you come across sometimes and you think, if there ever was a possibility which is unlikely this book could be real This is one of those times in a really strange way, your probably thinking What is she going on about But in all the world, a great place for a vampire to hide, is IKEA Why is that I hear you ask, because it is loud, massive and there are loads of rooms you could hide in Also a never ending supply of customers to feed from.The cover is very simple but add [...]
For of my reviews, visit Books For YA Fang Girl by Helen Keeble is a paranormal comedy, packed full of fight scenes and a roller coaster twist and turns A fast paced and highly entertaining read that will satisfy your vampire cravings.Xanthe Jane Greene, a vampire fanatic, woke up one night just to discover that she was an actual living vampire well, not technically living and was inside a coffin The reason behind her transformation was still a mystery and the last memory she has was her car ac [...]
Fifteen year old Xanthe Jane Greene may have been obsessed with all things vampire that didn t mean she wanted to be one So imagine her surprise when she wakes up inside her coffin, with her very own set of fangs Of course it s nothing like the movies or books she s read Now Jane is dealing with her kind of creepy sire, Lily, some vampire hunters that are on her trail, and the fact that she s stronger than the average vampire Oh yeah, her parents and her steampunk obsessed little brother Zack ar [...]
I d heard great things about Helen Keeble s Fang Girl, and when I was looking for a light, fun read, it was exactly the ticket Plus the synopsis had me very curious a vampire goldfish and parents that want to be vampires I was so in.Jane Green is a girl completely obsessed with vampires, and she knows her stuff So when she wakes up in a coffin, it s pretty much instantly that she realises she s become her own obsession, and with a few added bonuses or perhaps complications.I adored Jane s quirky [...]
Jane wakes up in a coffin and realizes she is a vampire Her sire is chased off before she can answer any questions so now Jane has to figure out where to go and what to do She decides to call her dad and mum to come get her The problem with that they think she is dead When they get passed the fact she is back they do all they can to help her her little brother thinks she is a zombie instead of a vampire While trying to figure things out, her sire is making calls to her with not a lot of info, sh [...]
This was a refreshing alternative to the random vampire crud that surfaced after Twilight.First off, the main character is a vamp SHE S ALREADY BEEN TURNED So that got the Bella syndrome waaaay out of the way.Next, since she had been such a big vamp fan before said turning, she knows all of the plot twists I fidgeted with my lip gloss, looking down There was no way that I could tell Mum that I already knew exactly who Ebon was It was obvious.Three words My.Soul.Mate.All the signs pointed to it H [...]
As an avid reader of most books having to do with mythology and folklore, I am a sucker for anything new coming out in that genre Fang Girl was no exception of course and thank goodness there were no sparkling vampires running around I m definitely an old schooler and cannot stand the incorrect sparkliness that is the Twilight series I loved the light hearted humor and reliability of each character Jane, along with the rest of her family, definitely made my day What family arguing the logics of [...]
This was fantastic I went into it expecting a light, predictable and utterly unoriginal book I ended up finishing it in one day and absolutely loving it Jane has a unique quirk to her speech that is perfect to read A lot of the characters keeping switching from good to bad and it s never a clean cut decision on who is right and who is wrong.Jane made me laugh on several occasions with her analyzing what was going on as if it were a Vampire novel Which it was, but she doesn t know that The beginn [...]
This is such a great book I really liked it 15 year old Xanthe just call her Jane has been turned and is now a vampire What does she do She goes home Her parents are hilarious Her father Keith has such a dry sense of humor, offering his daughter a rabbit named Marmalade and a guinea pig named Toast , even a goldfish named Brains to feed on Her 12 year old steampunk brother the one responsible for having named the above creatures is convinced she s a zombie and Jane s mother is trying to convince [...]
This was refreshing You come into Jane s world Your name is Xanthe Jane, and you prefer JANE as she wakes up in her coffin She s obsessed with the angst filled world of vampire fanfics and brooding bloodsuckers already, so you don t have to deal with the whole What A vampire You re crazy things like that don t exist She knows, and she deals Jane is funny and original, attracted to the dorks than the vamps of the world.The world building could ve used some work we don t know much about her town [...]
Fang girl was so fun to read It was a unique take on the whole drawn out vampire theme, taking out all the bloodthirst and gore and leaving a fun filled story about the unplanned turning of a teenaged vampire crazed girl The main character is a spunky vampire loving teenager that wakes up six feet under as a vampire Its startling and starts off with a bang I loved it It wasn t filled with romantic encounters or typical teenaged angst but it had all the qualities that a good book should have The [...]
Favourite character the Gold fish Like, seriously.I loved Janie Xanthe She s not drooling over excessively victorian dressed 200 hundred years old vamps with a false french accent She s trying not to at least She loves vampires so there is no initial shock of Oh no, vampires and no info dump Thank God I know Van kills her a few times stakes her, burns her, wants to chop off her head etc but come onLoved the family factor And the humour I need vampire comedy books The boys, because there is a su [...]
Fang Girl by Helen Keeble stars Jane who wakes up and finds herself in a coffin Now just because she was obsessed with vampires didn t mean she wanted to be one She soon travels home to see her very shocked parents and brother who is sure she is a zombie who treat her change like an interesting science experiment.I could not stop laughing throughout this book It was a fantastic comedy From the brother who was sure she was a zombie to her zombie goldfish and her obsession with organization I coul [...]
In an amusing adventure satire of vampire novels, 15 year old Xanthe Jane Greene is awakened in a coffin by a ringing cell phone Once risen from her grave, Jane s undead life begins Can she keep her parents and her younger brother Zack fan of all things Victorian safe while she is pursued by her sire Lily, ancient vampire Hakon, and ripped super vampire hunter Van Helsing Will she discover what makes her unique among vampires Can she trust her self proclaimed and less than perfectly honest guard [...]